First of all, who gives a single solitary shit about Lindsay Lohan? Apparently Oprah Winfrey does as she has agreed to produce an eight-part docu-series about Lohan’s ‘journey to rebuild her career and stay sober.’ I’m laughing so loud I think my small intestines are coming out! Career? Please… And to stay sober? She is way too much of a party-girl for that. This means one thing and one thing only – MONEY. Lohan is just spent and her career is non-existent. She needs the cash to pay her lawyers and to support her habit. With any luck, she’ll OD on something and save us the trouble. I personally wouldn’t waste my time on this.
UPDATE – 08/15/13 – What did I tell you? She wants the cash! Vanity Fair is reporting that Oprah is giving Lindsay Lohan $2 million and a couple of flunkees to get her through the interview. Her lawyers are probably happy; they can finally get paid!