Man shoots himself, doesn’t notice for two days…

forrest_gumpFriends, as staunch supporters of the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, we must also (and do) fully emphasize safety above all else when handling firearms.  With that said, we have a new candidate for the “don’t let this happen to you…” club.

Authorities in Florida said a man accidentally shot himself while cleaning his gun and didn’t notice the wound until he changed his shirt two days later.  Really?  The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said deputies responded to a report of a shooting victim Saturday at Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City and they spoke with Deltona resident Michael Blevins, 37, who had checked himself in to the hospital with a bullet wound.

Blevins told deputies he was cleaning his .22 caliber pistol in the living room of his home and he was holding the gun close to his chest to prevent his dog from jumping near it.  Blevens said he felt a sharp pain in his back from a previous injury when he tried to stand up and ended up falling face down.  Blevins said the gun fired and he struck his head on the edge of a glass coffee table.

He said he did not believe the bullet had struck him until Saturday, when he removed his long-sleeved black shirt and discovered the bullet’s entry and exit wounds on his arm.  Blevins said the medication he takes for his back injury may have prevented him from feeling any pain from the gunshot.

We want to know just what medication this dude is taking that would block the pain of being shot a close range.  Whatever it is, he must have washed it down with a tall glass of stupid.  Michael… Here’s your sign…


Feinstein just doesn’t get it…

feinstein1Dianne Feinstein, the Chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, is calling ‘a growing threat’ the ‘multiplicity’ of terror attacks recently by “Lone Wolf” attackers who were spun up by radical internet messages.

By using the term ‘lone wolf,’ Senator Feinstein might be giving the impression these attackers were one offs, simply acting on their own apart from any radical agenda. But the current law actually takes this phenomenon into account.

Is she right? No; but like most issues for which we have to endure Feinstein’s timeless wisdom, we should offer some observations and common sense. Let’s go to the tote board:

  • A jihadist who was on the Canadian government watch list who hit and killed a Canadian soldier with his car
  • A radical recent convert to Islam who shot an unarmed guard and tried to attack the Canadian Parliament
  • A radical Islamist took a hatchet to two NYPD officers
  • A man beheaded an Oklahoma coworker and tried to attack another after they disagreed over Islamic values
  • A radical Islamist who was arrested before he could attack a co worker in another Okahoma workplace
  • The Boston Marathon bombers
  • The Fort Hood shooter
  • Oh, and there are a lot more

According to terrorist prosecutor and author Andrew C McCarthy:

Congress enacted “lone wolf” surveillance authority as part of the PATRIOT Act (see here, pp. 5–6). Significantly, the statute makes precisely the opposite assumption that government officials now make when they label someone a “lone wolf.”

The law says that if a person is engaged in what appears to be terrorist activity, the involvement of a foreign terrorist organization should be presumed and need not be established. So as conceived and codified, the lone-wolf designation means the government should regard a suspect as a terrorist, not strain against all evidence and logic to regard him as a non-terrorist.

In short, these bad guys are singing from the same song book, and the US should go after them with that in mind.  Fortunately, in Canada and with the beheading in Oklahoma, gun-toting good guys were able to cut short the jihadi’s plans. Unfortunately, Feinstein is among the biggest regulators of guns for individual self defense even though she has armed body guards and a concealed-carry permit.

Do you think she’ll change her mind?  Just as soon as purple polka-dotted monkeys fly out of my a$$…  To wit:


Can you say dumb-a$$?

Friends, there are some things you just don’t do.  This surveillance cam video shows the moment when the smirking grins are wiped off of partying kids’ faces after police on a helicopter track down those who shined a laser into their cockpit.  Note the idiot holding up their drink…


North Carolina Man Tries to Use $1M Bill at Walmart…

MillionFriends, this one is a little dated but it pegged my stupid meter and I haven’t done a dumb criminal report in a while.  Enjoy!

Police say Michael Anthony Fuller, a 53-year-old North Carolina man, tried to use a million-dollar note to buy $476 worth of items at a Walmart.  Fuller tried to use his note to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise.  He went to the cashier and insisted that his fake money was the real deal and so store employees called police and Fuller was arrested.  Court record show that Fuller was later slapped with felony charges for attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument.

A quick history lesson:

The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.  Reports are that the largest note ever printed was the $100,000 bill that featured President Woodrow Wilson.  These bills weren’t available to the public, but were printed from Dec. 18, 1934, through Jan. 9, 1935. They were reportedly used for transactions between Federal Reserve banks.  Michael, here’s your sign…

SOURCE – International Business Times

Man Hides Gun In Rectum!? What the…

Friends, this goes way beyond smuggling a dime of weed or a balloon with some crack in it. There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun. Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. One day later, officers confiscated the .38 revolver from the jail cell of Michael Leon Ward, a statement from the Onslow County Sheriff’s Office explains.


They’d performed a strip search on Ward and even required that he “squat and cough” to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up. He was initially arrested because police allegedly found drugs and related paraphernalia during the traffic stop. Jailhouse guards discovered the handgun in the toilet after other inmates reported Ward. I want to know who’s the poor rookie that’s going to have to do a$$hole searches from now on; Damn! Michael, here’s your sign…


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